Well, Fitbit said I nearly slept for 14 hours last night lol

Still wanna sleep tho,

I wish I could sleep forever in my own version of the matrix,

Reality sucks, yo

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AuRevoir · 36-40, M

Pshhh your version of the matrix is probably a bunch of guys wearing sunglasses, staring at a bunch of pieces of skittles, complaining about how the colors don’t seem all that bright like a rainbow.. 🙄 *Picks a fight with you..*

Fishy · 36-40, F

@AuRevoir your knowledge of my versions of the matrix worries me.... 👀

AuRevoir · 36-40, M

@Fishy What worries me is that every time I get a birthday invitation from you, I show up to your house every year, 🙄 and you’re not even there because you’re just “off in the matrixing again..” And so I sit there with my sad little cupcake and the birthday candle it has on top of it, that I got for you… 🙄 And watch the frosting melt! 🙄 It is never as good a time as you describe it will be in those invitations you send out! 🙄 And one time… ONE TIME, you invited a homeless man, a homeless man who didn’t know what he was doing there, but he bit me with his toothless gums! And it didn’t hurt.. 🤢 but I felt like barfing afterwards..

ShenaniganFoodie · 36-40, M

slept for 14 hours = a lot of exercise ???

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