I thought I'd do a quick commercial

I recently bought the Remington RX-5 skull shaver and it does a great job of re-balding my bald 👏 Takes only a few minutes as long as the hair growth is no more than about a couple of millimetres. Fortunately I never have more than a couple of millimeters of growth, and I'm not talking about my penis here before you say it 😒

So if you feel like spending 50 of your best English pounds then scoot over to Amazon and pick one up. Use it on your tiddies if you like, we know they get hairy 🤢