You may or may not know

That I will be 50yrs old next year. That may surprise you. I know that I'm a standard bearer for maturity here on SW and that my age reflects that. Yet my vibrant youthfulness can be deceiving, such as with my full head of hair.

Will I suddenly appreciate spanking and adult diapers next year? This is my primary concern. The 50's age group on SW is like the protective custody section at your local prison 😑