Finally getting an MRI for my left leg pain

Congratulations, you're pregnant.

Hope you get a diagnosis and suitable treatment.
If it's your period I'm going to send you some tampax so you can go horse riding and ice skating.

You've been knocked up dear.

If it is, you'll be told to change your diet and lose weight

I've heard they have the kind now where you don't have to go into a narrow tube but can sit in a chair while the test is performed 😏😏

Just put the Info in the Tuna and BotGod gonna do all da rest!!