Tuesday is an irrelevant day and should be abolished

Monday is the start of the working week, it has purpose. Wednesday is hump day, the middle. Thursday is the day before Friday, when you feel close to the weekend. Friday is celebration day, it's the weekend next. Saturday and Sunday are the weekend, the climax if you will.

Tuesday serves no purpose at all. It has no shine, no lustre. It's the gooseberry on your date. It's the blue balls. It offers nothing but frustration.

Fck Tuesday 🫩