It's Wednesday today 👏
Wednesday is the 8th day of the week and comes somewhere between Monday and the next Monday. Famous people were born on a Wednesday.
This particular Wednesday, the 25th of March to be specific, was the day in 1760 when the IPad was invented. Originally made of grass it had less memory than Joe Biden, but was a favourite among farmers for counting their cows.
In Europe it's traditional to eat cake on Wednesday, to commemorate the end of the great cake war of 1056. That ended on a Wednesday, when King Morphius of Norway was killed by a long range slice of battenburg cake.
I'm mentally ill. Has anyone seen my carer? 🤔
This particular Wednesday, the 25th of March to be specific, was the day in 1760 when the IPad was invented. Originally made of grass it had less memory than Joe Biden, but was a favourite among farmers for counting their cows.
In Europe it's traditional to eat cake on Wednesday, to commemorate the end of the great cake war of 1056. That ended on a Wednesday, when King Morphius of Norway was killed by a long range slice of battenburg cake.
I'm mentally ill. Has anyone seen my carer? 🤔
