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Nobody really likes lettuce

Of any kind. In fact, all leafy greens are just garden trash. People pretend to like them because they can't eat cake without gaining 40lbs. Sure, let's pretend that a garden trash salad is nice 😒

Btw, this is just fact. Fite me 😠

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MellyMel22 · F

I love it 🤭

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MellyMel22 · F

@ostfuidctyvm I had spaghetti yesterday and two salads! Pizza a couple of days ago.

ostfuidctyvm

@MellyMel22 *two garlic breads

MellyMel22 · F

@ostfuidctyvm That’s been a bit 😞

DancingStarGoddess ·

I actually love it😭

ostfuidctyvm

@DancingStarGoddess I will pretend I didn't hear this. Lettuce is nature's toilet paper. It's not for eating 😠

Nunki · 31-35, F

I like iceberg lettuce. I mean it’s tasteless but crunchy and very refreshing

ostfuidctyvm

@Nunki Just eat cardboard, it's also crunchy and tasteless. Have some water with it 👀

Nunki · 31-35, F

Nah. Cardboard is not crunchy enough. It’s chewy af
@ostfuidctyvm

TrunkZ · 61-69, M

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. For instance...

MisterElixir · 31-35, M

It’s pointless filler in whatever you add it to.

I love fruit and veg, but lettuce is useless.

CrazyMusicLover · 31-35

The right kind of lettuce is great. 😌

bookerdana · M

Food FIGHT

YoMomma ·

some people actually like it better than cake

Nightwings · F

I love garden trash and I am prepared to die on this hill 😠

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Nightwings · F

@ostfuidctyvm Not spongecake, that's the worst of all the cakes 😭 😭

ostfuidctyvm

@Nightwings Sponge is the basis of all good cakes. You're just being cake-ist at this point 😤

Nightwings · F

@ostfuidctyvm Oh no, you have discovered my secret hatred for cake, now I have to tell you my entire evil plan. 😈

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