SW Christmas poem

It's Christmas Eve on SW, picture the scene,
The image gallery is full of vagene,
Santa is asking questions about spanking,
The reindeer and the elves are watching and wanking.

The presents were paid for with SW money,
Ostfuidctyvm is still failing at trying to be funny,
Your bed in mom's basement is ready for sleeping,
So f*ck off to bed and quit all your creeping 😒

Merry Christmas you perverts