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I'm opening a restaurant where women will pay more

The extra amount will be added to your bill as "Cervix charge" 👀

🥁

Yes, I'm bored 😒
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YoMomma ·
Reminds me of this guy’s bio i read
I said to myself “i bet” 😅
Hire me as a manager.
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
I hate to ask but what type of food will you be serving? 😬😬
BillyMack · 46-50, M
@TrunkZ probably Wiener schnitzel and bratwurst. Tuna fish tacos on Wednesdays.
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
@BillyMack Probably makes his own dipping sauce too😏😏

ScreamingFox · 41-45, F
What if I no longer have a cervix?
@ScreamingFox No charge 👏
HootyTheNightOwl · 41-45
How do you identify who has a cervix and who does not???

The presence of a penis doesn't eliminate the possibility of a cervix also being present...
BillyMack · 46-50, M
@HootyTheNightOwl I’m sure the Tuna has quality control figured out.
@HootyTheNightOwl I'm not a details man, speak to the concierge 👀
HootyTheNightOwl · 41-45
@ostfuidctyvm But you're the owner... you're supposed to have all this mapped out in your business plan.
BillyMack · 46-50, M
You’re gonna have a full on sausage fest for a clientele then.
BlueVeins · 22-25
@BillyMack Make it a brunch house.
Unquestioned · 70-79, M
That'll teach her for wanting to go Dutch.
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
I can make payments in vaginal fluids
@SkeetSkeet I'll bring a bucket and a mop 👀
Pretzel · 70-79, M

 
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