Imagine if you had the power to know who was attracted to you

And then imagine that it was nobody 🤔

Imagine that you had the power of invisibility. Then imagine that it came with explosive diarrhoea and the diarrhoea wasn't invisible 🤔

Imagine if you were the world's best lover. Then imagine that it only worked with gophers 🤔

I'd make a great genie 🧞