Woke up at 5am

With a hair splinter in my finger. It happens when I shave my head sometimes. I could feel the little f*cker in there. So I took my trusty penknife to the bathroom where the light is best, but couldn't focus my 5am eyes enough. Anyway, hacked a hole big enough to remove it and it feels like it's gone now 🤷

DIY surgery is not necessarily recommended but it's necessary. What would Bear Grylls do? 🤔