I'm a little concerned about my vagina

Firstly, I don't seem to have one. That's the biggest issue here.

Secondly, I don't enjoy penetration. My lack of vagina makes it difficult.

Thirdly, I worry about how my no vagina appears. I'm scared that people may be turned off by it.

Finally, but by no means insignificantly, I'm fucking mental.

Any advice? 🤔

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SwampFlower · 31-35, F

You haven’t figured out how to grow one yet? It takes a combination of button presses and a specific herbal remedy. Hope this helps.

Elessar · 26-30, M

@SwampFlower Or, if the herbs don't work:

basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

@SwampFlower ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

SwampFlower · 31-35, F

@Elessar Wrong. He can’t scissor until he grows the vagene

Elessar · 26-30, M

@SwampFlower It won't grow until you cut the pre-existing weeds

basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

@SwampFlower hold on, we have children here. I have to translate.

@Elessar that's the Konami code, you see long long ago there was gaming company called Konami, and...