I like to buy jeans which are short in the crotch

So that the crotch seam gives me a nice ball vagina 👏

Do you like the man-el toe? 🐪

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I like to buy jeans which are long in the crotch and throw a roll of quarters in my underpants so the crotch seam gives me a nice pengina.

JustEd · 41-45, M

😂. Nothing wrong with rocking a moose knuckle

pancakeslam · 46-50, M

heck yeah. then manspread those things to high heaven.

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