The UK government says that nothing is off the table when it comes to our response to US tariffs

Yes, we might very well do one of the following:

Accept the tariffs
Capitulate completely
Say thank you for the tariffs
Have some tea and think about the tariffs
Try to distract the public from the fact that we'll do nothing about the tariffs.

Don't mess with us, America! You don't wanna catch these hands 👊👊