153 days without a shower 😌

I now smell like a haddock trawler skipping over a sea of diarrhoea.

Once a month I shave the crust off my genitals with a Bic razor.

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mindstruggle · 31-35, F

I know that is your normal but WHY?!!!
Why build a shower when you don't use it? 🙄

UBotMate

@mindstruggle I refuse to shower until you marry me! 🤨

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

@UBotMate
I'm married. 😒

SwampFlower · 31-35, F

What a terrible day to be literate

Keeper · M

She was blocked before my second cup this morning ☕

Lugwho · 61-69, M

Fragrant

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TrunkZ · 56-60, M

You might want to switch to an electric razor which studies show is more effective in shaping genital crust into aesthetically pleasing shapes 😏😏

Tumbleweed · F

Bruh

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