How to Fart by BadAssTunaBotHoe

Here is an excerpt from my new book, since shameless self promotion seems like what we're doing here now.

It's called "How to Fart" by BadAssTunaBotHoe.

How to fart. You have to eat some beans, then wait about half an hour. Then when you feel your guts bubbling you should bear down to squeeze that little toxic bubble out of your butt.

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