Do you really need that vacation abroad?

With anti-tourist protests spreading across western Europe, with wildfires, with an increase in clear air turbulence events, do you really want to risk those two weeks in Benidorm when you can have a traditional English vacation at the seaside? Sure, you'll have to dodge the turds and tampons when you go for a swim. Sure, you'll have to pay £6.50 for an ice cream and stay in a bed and breakfast with pee stains on the bed sheets. Sure, you'll be stuck in traffic for an amount of days on your way there and back. At least you won't get beaten to death by placards, burned to death by fire or fall out of the sky with such violence that you can taste your own nuts in your mouth.

This has been a promotional message from the UK tourist board 🏖