A vegan walks into a bar

The barman says "What can I get you?" and the vegan says "I'm a vegan".

This is a vegan joke, they don't have a sense of humor 🤔

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ShadowSister · 46-50, F

Classic. Here's mine: A vegan walked into a bar. I only know this because they felt compelled to tell everyone in less than 30 seconds.