I ate a salad earlier so now I get to eat like crap the rest of the day

Absolutely!

I have very much the same philosophy with my sex life. I didn't get herpes this morning so now I can go sleep with the $1 special lady on the corner 😌

Yes. And a BLT counts as a salad.

Just make sure to get a diet coke with it and you should be all set.

Sure tho its better to eat healthy things you enjoy

Wrong salad. You need quinoa in it some protein.

A salad! Why on earth would you do that do yourself? 🙄