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When I worked in a supermarket, I had a colleague who was ADHD personified.
Once during a break in the staff breakroom the F1 theme played. When the main bit after the bass with the electric guitar came, he started dancing round the room like a maniac, pretended to be a F1 car, then lifted up the windows and started shouting incoherent nonsense at people down below, minding their business in the street.
He was also keen on picking out customers for freebies. He just slipped a random item like a bag of potatoes into their bag as they exited the shop.
He made crude jokes to customers- Him : "Would you like a bag for life?" Customer: "No thanks" Him: "Would you like a *word that rhymes with bag referring to a rather promiscuous woman* for life?"
Yeah, he was a nutter and I miss working with him too.
Once during a break in the staff breakroom the F1 theme played. When the main bit after the bass with the electric guitar came, he started dancing round the room like a maniac, pretended to be a F1 car, then lifted up the windows and started shouting incoherent nonsense at people down below, minding their business in the street.
He was also keen on picking out customers for freebies. He just slipped a random item like a bag of potatoes into their bag as they exited the shop.
He made crude jokes to customers- Him : "Would you like a bag for life?" Customer: "No thanks" Him: "Would you like a *word that rhymes with bag referring to a rather promiscuous woman* for life?"
Yeah, he was a nutter and I miss working with him too.
This is me at work.