I requested a meeting with Trump. Is there anything you want me to discuss?

Can you ask him to just go away and play golf?

Ask him what he thinks of the anagram I made of his name: Old Rant Dump.

How does it feel to only care about himself?

Please discuss my small loan of a million dollars

Selah, what are you going to ask him?

His resigning, just throwing something out there.

Yes.
Which pantone shade of orange does he use?

Where to start 😂 he wants an antivaxer for Health Secretary, some TV presenter as Defence Secretary his whole cabinet is a joke and being inflicted on America and the rest of the world for the next 4 years

Advise him to not get as as many Americans killed this time.

pillows that don't hurt my neck

Tell him Eloon has been telling stories about him.

Naw, I talked to him this morning.

Tell him to make video games cheaper

Marshmallows

no thanks. Donald and I are on a first name basis.

Ask him if he's going to make the entire United States Constitutional carry.