i’ve been dating (fucking) this guy whose voice sounds like an old timey radio starit gave me the ick at first but now i’m super into it :(
i hate march madness all the men im tryna fuck are so damn GRUMPY all the time!!!sorry about your bracket sexy aha why don’t you come over and break ME
it goes like this……me after one drink: you’re cute, should we make out?? me after five drinks: kiss me again. KISS ME UNTIL I AM SICK OF IT. by you i am forever undone.
ok 6 seasons into it’s always sunny my fuck ranking is1. mac (great arms, a little fruity) 2. charlie (weird energy, precious idiot) 3. dee (hot but self esteem too low) 4. dennis (hot but self esteem too high) 5. frank (magnum dong)