I Am Glad People Can't Read My Thoughts

Y'know those "friends" you never hear from?

The ones whose names you only remember 'cause it shows up on caller I.D...
The ones who text or call out of the blue, like once a year, usually cause they're in need of something...
The ones who totally lose their shit 'cause all you got for them are one word answers...

What were they expecting? A homecoming parade?