Who watches The Guardian?

It would seem that this month is cursed for me. The first clue was the spate of deaths amongst my work colleagues in the past week. Then today, I had my second car accident in a year. All parties were uninjured, but my poor ego and wallet were severely bruised! Now, I have the great pleasure of taking a day off work to deal with my insurance, my repair guy, car rental & collision reporting centre! YAAAAYYYY! I need this like a hole in my head! Which I guess could have happened if I had been less fortunate!
I. Hate. FEBRUARIES!😵‍💫😖😬