People who cut line especially when there’s only a few seats left are a special breed of human

back in my younger, wilder days, some thug wannabee tried to cut in line at a local bar (bar was downstairs on the building, queue line was in the upstairs part), unfortunately for him he "tripped" and the side of his head smacked the metal support post next to me...

he must've been on drugs or something, or at least that's what all the witnesses said when bouncers came up to see what the loud "thwang!" sound was and why there was an unconscious dude laying on the floor

I only remember that because I got several free drinks & even a few phone numbers that night... 🤔