Write a quick poem here to be read out at your eventual trial.

My trial? 😯😳

I didn't mean
To take so long to answer
This post is old
And so am I

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I made a poo that looks just like you.

😃 Think it’ll do me right

Once I met a man from nantucket
He tried to take my shit bucket

I poked out his eye and then he died