This makes me feel better about being poor, thanks buddy!! When it gets too tough choose a charity and give em all your money, like the Frugal Noodle Charity, I take 5's, 10's, 20s, and 50s. And I'd like those in nice leather suitcases with complimentary mints. Thanks!!

It's so difficult. Like the tires will get dirty.

I'm taking the Bentley today, dear...

if i was rich i'd walk to the beach instead lol

Mercedes, doesn't require a monthly subscription for heated seats

heres my beautiful Mercedes. please try not to eat yourself alive with jealousy.

Who would take the BMW to the country club?

Which one can your short legs reach the pedals better?

For me? Not at all. Unless there's a demolition derby being held at the country club, I ain't owning either. In which case I'm buying both and hiring a second driver.

You’re not tall enough to be rich.