If anyone asks, I was at home all day minding my business and absolutely not involved in whatever happened at the Olive Garden parking lot.

This is a very detailed account for a witness... hmmmm🤔

Olive Garden, yummy!

I was across the street and your car never left the parking lot

*steals a bread stick*

Secret is safe with me. Did you get the pasta I wanted? With extra Parmesan?

You stole the breadsticks!

Too late, the parking lot cameras got it all on VHS...might be best to lay low until Tuesday...

But why is that sheep covered in ketchup??? 🤨🤨🤨

A nanny goat or puck goat 😉

I bet the goat loved the endless salad.

They always bring me (*one* person) enough for like, three people. I eat it and a breadstick and then a little of my entree, and am full so bag the rest and the other breadsticks and eat them the next day. I do not bag the salad since day old limp wet salad is not good.

I should just get the soup.

Never say a word

🤫

Lol