Accidental Chaos Club Anonymous

So at my last Accidental Chaos Club Anonymous Meeting (ACCA) I was rehashing “the glitter incident” that led to three divorces and the mayor resigning. Not even sure how it escalated that fast— it was literally just a tiny bit of glitter. I’ve officially been banned from crafting in any form.

Meanwhile Derrick told us about the time he knocked over a fish tank and accidentally triggered a premature space shuttle launch… and now NASA just refers to him as “a contributing factor” and refuses to elaborate.

We get coffee and have pamphlets titled “So You Accidentally Changed History” which honestly feels a bit targeted, but the snacks are good so we keep coming back.

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fun4us2b · M

Good fun writing there 🙂

The Space Shuttle Cleaning Lady was a quick thinker and filled a small bucket with clean water for the expatriated guppies - which are now somehow able to steer the Space Shuttle through electro-telepathy. or maybe it's that loose wire on the control board - and now the ship is directed towards Venus, most likely because of the good vibes and humidity...

BillyMack · 46-50, M

Are there local chapters across the US?

Starchild1983 · 41-45, F

@BillyMack yes! We have chapters in every state and are expanding 😄

DaveyWavey01 · M

It's all about the snacks.

I do love the way you downplayed your glitter bomb as "just a tiny bit of glitter" 🤣

Starchild1983 · 41-45, F

@DaveyWavey01 hey, I never said it was a glitter bomb this time…

Justmemyselfandi1 · 41-45, MNew

Just for you Princess…

So at my last Accidental Chaos Club Anonymous Meeting (ACCA) I was rehashing “the glitter incident” that led to three divorces and the mayor resigning. Not even sure how it escalated that fas, it was literaly just a tiny bit of glitter. I’ve officially been banned from crafting in any form. 😢

Meanwhile Derrick told us about the time he knocked over a fish tank and accidentally triggered a premature space shuttle launch… and now NASA just refers to him as “a contributing factor” and refuses to elaborate.

We get coffee and have pamphlets titled “So You Accidentally Changed History” which honestly feels a bit targeted, but the snacks are good so we keep coming back.