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Just remember you haven’t seen me and you know nothing!!

If a cop, a priest, and a man covered head-to-toe in glitter ask if I’ve been here tonight, first of all mind your business.

Second of all:

* the swan was a willing participant
* nobody told me the parade was ‘official’
* and the mayonnaise incident has been wildly exaggerated.
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Gibbon · 70-79, M
The swan and Snoopy are giving you up.
About the mayo. Yeah sure we believe you

Gibbon · 70-79, M
@Starchild1983 did you see the aggression that swan has?
Snoopy was observing from the parade.
Yeah we don't really want to talk about the mayo.
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@Gibbon the swan is my ride or die..

Snoopy is confused and a drama queen 🙄

That’s definitely for the best 😳
Gibbon · 70-79, M
@Starchild1983 oh damn
Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
And that lady got her shoes back so really what’s the problem?
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@Muthafukajones EXACTLY!!! That’s what I said!!
IM5688 · 70-79, M
Don't worry, your secrets are safe with me.
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@IM5688 phew!
BillyMack · 46-50, M
Light or full fat mayo?
@BillyMack How many times have I warned you about playing with Super Glue..? Dont answer that...😷
BillyMack · 46-50, M
@whowasthatmaskedman honestly I don’t remember. Probably at least 4 times
Sequoia51 · 70-79, M
Mayonnaise can add a Pleasant Taste and Lubrication
BillyMack · 46-50, M
@Sequoia51 what in the actual SW????
KeyserSoze · 36-40, M
*looks suspiciously*

Am I being Shutter Island-ed again?!
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
@Degbeme exactly 😎

 
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