Meet me at the zoo at midnight!! No time to ask questions…

I’ll bring the hippo costume and the mermaid tails. You bring the tub of butter the rope and the karaoke machine!!

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Pretzel · 70-79, M

okay but if you don't have somebody with a flamethrower and a plastic tarp I'm out

remember last time?

Starchild1983 · 41-45, F

@Pretzel we freeze the chimpanzees in a giant block of ice ONE time and you won’t let it go 🙄

Pretzel · 70-79, M

@Starchild1983 but the gorilla saw it - and YOU weren't the once trapped in the cage with him all night

Starchild1983 · 41-45, F

@Pretzel we got you out eventually…..

Pretzel · 70-79, M

@Starchild1983 maybe so but have you ever had to rock a gorilla to sleep?

ain't easy

and I smelled like bananas and monkey poop for a week.