If I started wearing a monocle and carrying a briefcase, would that help?

It would absolutely help.

Help with what is another question altogether....

I`m sure they`d enjoy that at work. 🤭

Just a monocle? 🧐🤔🫣😳

You had me at monocle 😏😏

Perhaps hat and tails would be further benificial.

YESSSSS! IT WOULD BE HUGE TURN-ON!

It would explain a lot.

monocle & top hat while carrying a bag of money would probably help more... 🤔

If you twist your moustache in an evil way, yes.