Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I forgot to take off my strapon sorry 🤪

OOFAH


Mae you always go WEST

Very happy to see you ;)

Years ago, phones were more cigar shaped. I've always liked a phone I can keep in my front pocket, and once a woman ran her hand up my thigh until she felt it in my pants. She said "[b]Oh![/b]" when she was equal parts surprised and impressed, immediately followed by an "oh" when she realized what she was feeling.

We had a good laugh about that.

Well yes it is a banana because I was going to cut it up and add some ice cream and make a banana split out of it and share it with you

*literally pulls out an entire banana that I just carry around like a normal person would in their pocket*

and can you give me a valid reason it couldn't be both??

You're the reason I decided to go with my fruit of the Looms today ...

It’s actually a plantain. You were close. I have some karats as well.

Cannot be both? 😶

It’s a Virginia slim

I’m sorry. That was a certs pack

It's hot house cucumber. Maybe.

Happy to see you 😀

mam, its a cucumber!

Its a taco 🌮 🤣

Two Bananas!

Wanna check? 😏

Happy. :)

Yes...

Yes 😂

Banana

🤭

🙄

🤔........that's not a banana.........

I'm ecstatic