The only thing more sad than sitting in your car in a parking lot and crying while eating

is making eye contact with a stranger who sees you’re sitting in a parking lot while crying and eating

This page is a permanent link to the reply below and its nested replies. See all post replies »

the only thing sadder is [i]being[/i] that guy who obviously has nothing better to do making eye contact with you and having to watch you eating all that tasty food