hunkalove · 70-79, M
I'll tell your mom that was my sister, not a hooker, and she was on her way to church.
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@NIC0LE 🏃♂
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@deadgerbil you just don’t understand love
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@CaptainBard she only showed up after you won the lottery
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@deadgerbil total coincidence
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Starcrossed · 46-50, F
Thank You
EldritchFox · 41-45, F
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@EldritchFox I’ll sneak out after dark
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@HijabaDabbaDoo you broke his heart
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
@CaptainBard and he broke wind all night. We're even now
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle it’s a knockoff anyway
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@CaptainBard
I took this from your drawer tho. 😐
I took this from your drawer tho. 😐
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle the decoy 😎
Picklebobble2 · 61-69, M
Classified · M
MellyMel22 · F
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@MellyMel22 you need to find somewhere else to stay 😒
MellyMel22 · F
@CaptainBard I was their favorite before you came along!!
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@MellyMel22 new captain in town sis 😎
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
