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SandWitch · 26-30, F
If he's already married with 2.5 kids, a minivan and a mortgage, then he wants a mistress because he's not getting what he needs at home.
If he's not married nor ever has been married but all his friends are married and he see's them in their Dodge minivan which is rusting out badly, then he's looking for a woman who's already had a hysterectomy.
This becomes his more focused search because any woman he meets who's also 35 years old, is desperate to get pregnant and quite frankly anyone will do at that stage of the game for her.
This however means that he's made himself extremely vulnerable to entrapment from some single woman of 35 who never got married, doesn't have kids, partied her face off all her life but suddenly had to start thinking seriously when her hormonal clock alarm suddenly couldn't be silenced any longer after she'd hit about 33.
Understanding all of this intuitively, that 35 year old guy now wants a red Porsche because red Porsches don't rust out like Dodge minivans.
If he's not married nor ever has been married but all his friends are married and he see's them in their Dodge minivan which is rusting out badly, then he's looking for a woman who's already had a hysterectomy.
This becomes his more focused search because any woman he meets who's also 35 years old, is desperate to get pregnant and quite frankly anyone will do at that stage of the game for her.
This however means that he's made himself extremely vulnerable to entrapment from some single woman of 35 who never got married, doesn't have kids, partied her face off all her life but suddenly had to start thinking seriously when her hormonal clock alarm suddenly couldn't be silenced any longer after she'd hit about 33.
Understanding all of this intuitively, that 35 year old guy now wants a red Porsche because red Porsches don't rust out like Dodge minivans.