Are you sure you make your own decisions?

The Magic 8-Ball makes all of mine! That's how I ended up with this very nice van by this very nice river!

Now you have asked: I don't think so .

to the degree that i'm allowed to make them 😒

I piss off enough of the right people to feel certain I do.

I suppose my past experiences and the feelings they evoke can often play a big part in my decision making. Whether or not that is “me”…

meh 🤷🏻‍♀

A decision here would only be the last of a limitless sequence of minute factors, which weren't under my control.