I'd Rather Stay Home Alone Than Going Out

I don't understand the general idea of going out. Or maybe it's some people who don't understand that going out is not for everyone and it's not a crucial element of a human's life. I've actually been kind of socially "bullied" about not being very outgoing. I admit it- I always spend the best quality time with myself, I value reading, chatting, watching movies, writing, or even playing video games much more than spending time in loud places full of smoke, where you abuse both your liver and wallet at the same time. I don't believe that pubs and such are a good place to meet new people- no, I don't think it's impossible to meet someone valuable there, but absolutely nothing in the Universe is impossible, some things are just extremely unlikely, as the physicists say. :) I'm also annoyed when people suggest that single folks should hang out in bars, pubs in clubs in order to find their significant others! I just can't understand:
a) since when is dating more deadly serious regular hunting? It's like the hunter hanging out in the animal's natural habitat trying to spot it and... well, kill it.
b) how on Earth a dude who spends his time and money in a pub, doing pretty much nothing, and waiting for pretty much nothing more than a liver failure, could be my Mr. Right?! I'd rather stay single.

Keep calm and be completely unsociable. <3