The apartment opposite me is having a dinner party and I'm opposite them just laying on the bed like a fat slob, too lazy to even shut the blinds.

@Gangstress no but I've seen two naked guys on different occasions.
One at the beach and another when I was walking down one of the busiest streets. It was dark and he had his bedroom lights on and curtains wide open while undressing.

Whatever sprinkles ya donuts my guy

@HijabaDabbaDoo 🤣 well spotted 👏 perv

Tbf being naked on the beach isnt the one. All that sand in crevices 😟

@Gangstress it wasn't flattering at all. I was like oop, full moon incoming.

@Straylight exactly. I feel like I've already accidentally flashed that entire building anyway

@AthrillatheHunt there's 6 of them. Which one am I supposed to check out

@HijabaDabbaDoo whichever one is self diluted at that moment. Lol

@LvChris It wasn't supposed to be. Its just a bunch of strangers and the weirdo opposite them. Idc if they notice or not. I'm just too tired to get up because it's been a long ass day

@Helloeveryone it’s methdozer I’ll bet. Lol (shout out to methdozer!)

@Helloeveryone that'd be hilarious