Whatever happened to chivalry? Do you know I have never once been challenged to formal combat over land ownership?!

@Pretzel well inigo..take a number

@bookerdana I don’t know that scene. I’m gonna look for it.

@Straylight Princess Bride..believe its on youtube

@MethDozer *sigh* I’ll get the kneepads.

@Straylight Bon fille Ma chérie!

@MethDozer Stop talking like my grandpa and put on the kneepads.

@Straylight You can have the land
I don’t need that debt

@JRVanguard Though imagine if you could just challenge the CEO’s of companies buying up houses to force everyone to rent from them to a duel for one of their many houses. 🤔

@Straylight I’d be the greatest vigilante

@Pretzel It’s a different era I guess. 😔

@Bang5luts [media=https://youtu.be/e1Ym5iUPIfk]

@Straylight lmao!

@SinlessOnslaught This makes me think of Red Sonja and how the justification of her battle bikini was that it distracts.
Look, I enjoy boobs as well. But sexiness is on the back burner while she’s swinging a long sword at me.

@Straylight I can't claim the same priorities since I once almost got in a car crash because I was looking at a lady.