I’ll never forget the last thing my grandpa said to me before he died.
He said “ Stop shaking the latter you little shit!”
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That reminds of of a joke I read:
Sweet old Mavis had been married to Wilf for 55 years. Wilf had been out and was now on his way home, but Mavis then calls him in a panic,
"Oh Wilf," she says "Do be careful driving home. I've just seen on the news that there's a maniac driving the wrong way down the A1M!"
"It's not just one," cries Wilf "There's f*cking hundreds of them!"
Sweet old Mavis had been married to Wilf for 55 years. Wilf had been out and was now on his way home, but Mavis then calls him in a panic,
"Oh Wilf," she says "Do be careful driving home. I've just seen on the news that there's a maniac driving the wrong way down the A1M!"
"It's not just one," cries Wilf "There's f*cking hundreds of them!"