Well, I'm officially staying out of the trailer situation now.

I found a truck rental company that will rent me an F-350 with available gooseneck attachment for $105 a day. I would pick it up today before closing at 4:00, sneak down to the house in the middle of the night with a couple of good friends, do the deed, and have done with it.

But that's not good enough for my dad.

He doesn't like the idea of one of us going down at night and putting ourselves at risk, so instead, he wants to put in an ad on Craigslist to do something that is, at its core, illegal.

Because of course committing crimes is better when you leave a paper trail.