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I Want To Share Ten Things About Me

1. I've totalled a car and walked away unscathed.
2. I don't have any canine teeth.
3. I've successfully sued a company and kept working for them.
4. I hate bananas. The smell, the texture, the taste...🤢
5. I currently have 21 piercings and multiple tattoos.
6. I've been in the national squad at Judo.
7. They tried to have me committed.
8. The smell of bubbling tar makes me physically sick.
9. I find any kind of water soothing especially waves against a beach or shallow rivers over rocks.
10. I love heavy metal and kinky sex.
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GerOttman · 61-69, M
I've totaled a motorcycle and woke up in an ambulance.
I need to have a canine pulled soon, probably later this year.
My neighbor called the township on me about my car, so I called and ratted out his fence.
I have like a 2 or 3 day window on bananas, too green, too brown, no good.
I have no tattoos and all my piercings have been accidental.
I enjoy visiting National Parks.
I've sometimes wondered if I should be.
I love the smell of hot tar, jet fuel exhaust is even better.
I love when the lake makes a perfect mirror of the sky.
I'll listen to anything but Tuvan throat singing and Gregorian Chant, I like to hear about kinky sex even if my actual participation in the endeavor is somewhat limited.
goliathtree · 56-60, M
considering I live on the water, have all my teeth (including wisdom ) and smell like used motor oil....I knew we were a perfect match!
MoveAlong · 70-79, M
WOW!!!! We have so much in common. Well, actually just #10 except for the heavy metal part.. But I still think we should definitely hook up😁
Bleed · 41-45, F
@MoveAlong Woah there Monty Python! You can’t just take metal off the table and act like that’s still good deal?
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I love the smell of road tar.
Bleed · 41-45, F
@Degbeme I actually like the smell. It just makes me vomit 🤷🏼‍♀
Could I get a #10 and a case of Heineken please 🤤
Bleed · 41-45, F
@Nunlover Seen as you asked so nicely 😘
Subsumedpat · 36-40, M
Really like the number 10
Bleed · 41-45, F
@Subsumedpat Do you have a fetish for numbers?
pdockal · 56-60, M
What happened to your canines?

Bet your piercings/tattoos are amazing to look @ & play with!

Kinky (how kinky) sex to heavy metal is a great combination
Bleed · 41-45, F
@pdockal Due to a small jaw I had 8 adult teeth removed. I had most of my baby teeth pulled too because they weren’t falling out quick enough. The last baby tooth was pulled when I was 18!

Some tattoos are visible in my pics.

How kinky you ask? I forget some didn’t know me from EP. *taps a finger to her lips* Kinkier than 50 shades
pdockal · 56-60, M
@Bleed

Sorry about your teeth
I have ALL mine including wisdom

Only some ... would be awesome to see ALL of them

You never mentioned your pirrcings !!!!!

I din't see 50 shades ....

You can always share in private
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Josh1454 · M
I have a friend that says whenever good heavy metal music comes on, she immediately wants to take her clothes off.
Bleed · 41-45, F
@Josh1454 Some research suggests that heavy metal music stimulates the same area of the brain that sex does. It makes sense to me
Josh1454 · M
@Bleed she usually can control it, but she’s ended up naked at a concert before. The good thing is, the crowd is respectful
to a degree.
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
Bubbling tar is some nice imagery. It’s kind of a shame it makes you ill
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Lilyb · 22-25, F
Kinky sex, in bubbling tar while listening to heavy metal....lol
maturedragon · 26-30, M
kinky sex and heavy metal go hand in hand
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@Bleed what was it before?
Bleed · 41-45, F
@MartinTheFirst A purple and celtic sun thing. I was barely 17 when I had it done and the tattooist was a complete slime ball. It needed erasing
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@Bleed Yeah this looks cooler for sure
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
A toothless, car wrecking, beach loitering, metal head
Bleed · 41-45, F
@MartinTheFirst I have a mouth full of teeth but due to my smallness there are just less than the average adult human.
Ferise1 · 46-50, M
1. Me too.! the car was upside down in a river.
3. That’s bad ass.
4. I like bananas.
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@Ferise1 sounds like it!
Bleed · 41-45, F
@Ferise1 Oh you are a VERY naughty boy! I bet you have loads of wild stories?
Ferise1 · 46-50, M
@Bleed no not really… I have a lot of surf stories but they probably all sound the same to the non-initiate

 
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