Why do Brits think falling into canals is deadly? They're 2 to 4 feet deep! Just stand up lol

Simples.
Brits, stop being scared of shallow water you can very easily stand up in. You don't even need to know how to swim if you fall in such shallow water.
This is like the Brit version of quicksand I swear to god.
EDIT:
I tried looking on YouTube for "man falls into canal". I found a (skit?) where someone knocks a guy off a bike into a canal (I don't condone this). It's a Short and you can see the guy just stands up in waist deep water at the end.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/K-ADrtYu_zE






