If your not called mike your inferior

My name is mikealeena dave

i always knew @CountScrofula was a living god

I knew a Mike once. He got knocked out in a bar in Gibraltar for coming on to a guy’s wife. Now we call him Whistles, because of all the gaps where his teeth used to be make him whistle when he talks.

:(

So girls should be named Mike and David?

Mike, Dave and John scream boring 💤

Interesting. Why Dave?