I hath successfully stole a Skittles bar from Sainbury's Local what should I reward myself with?

I did it without getting caught. Yeth! A refined man like me woulde never get sentenced to jail for doing nothing wrong. Shoulde I reward myself with a capon?

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smiler2012 · 56-60

{@byrontherefinedman] sorry nothing clever in what you did .🤔 but what intrigues me about this comment is why would anyone want to reward themselves with an oven readt castrated cockerel 😆