Also… why didn’t the cop question me about why I rear ended that car?

No asking “have you been drinking or doing drugs” on New Years eve?

He must think I’m a nerd like the rest of you

All he did was ask if I was okay, gave me my case number and police card, and took me back to the station for my mom to pick me up.

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DCarey · 46-50, M

He's slowly trying to get into your pants.

666Maggotz · F

@DCarey makes sense. I had a cop a couple weeks ago stop me for speeding (going 70 in a 40 zone). All he did was let me off with a warning. I feel like the cops are relaxed here 😅

dale74 · M

@666Maggotz I was a deputy sheriff I think I only wrote one ticket in 3 years. I found it hard to write a ticket to someone from doing something I do. I would always just let people off with the warning

SW-User

@666Maggotz Boobs bring all the cops to the yard