It's been two days. No one to sit on my face. I've given up on my endeavor and accepted the fact that my face will not be sat upon in the near future. [I Am a Failure]

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SW-User

Only two days? Dude! Do you know how much time it takes to find the ideal candidate after a job vacancy is posted on the internet?

GermanAf · 26-30, M

@SW-User I don't ideal. I need a butt in my face.

SW-User

@GermanAf it's never really ideal anyway! 🤷‍♂️ You will still need the time to filter out all catfish's before it's the internet

GermanAf · 26-30, M

@SW-User I'm not looking for people that would like to sit on my face but live thousands of kilometers away. I am looking for physically close people that need to sit on someone's face and I was hoping this someone was gonna be me. But I tried and failed and now I'm sad because my mouth is cold while it could have been enveloped by some booty.