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I'm not saying the weather is crazy around here, but I just watched a mosquito, wearing a sweater, snort a line of pollen off my car.
Anyone know how many air fresheners it takes to get the dead body smell out of a basement?Asking for a friend.
I hate when I go to a restaurant and they ask "Would you like a table?" "No, I would like the floor please."
