I'm not saying the weather is crazy around here, but I just watched a mosquito, wearing a sweater, snort a line of pollen off my car.
Anyone know how many air fresheners it takes to get the dead body smell out of a basement?Asking for a friend.
I hate when I go to a restaurant and they ask "Would you like a table?" "No, I would like the floor please."
It's been a rough week but on a positive note, I didn't need bail money and didn't need to hide any bodies. So there's that 👍
Been stuck in my head way to long.Counting flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all. Playing solitaire till dawn, with a deck of 51. Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo. Now don't tell me, I've nothing to do.
