Id trip over you

Could you handle a day of me shadowing you?

Bring the Bard to work day.

I’m game.

But not a day without!

Could I shadow you next?

Well my question for you is “Could you handle my boring life since I am retired and at home most days?”

Yes, you can kneel down and do bait stations and replace glue boards with me. Hard on the knees

I could always use someone to go get coffee for me 🤔

Could The Bard keep up

I don't think you could handle a day shadowing me. I'm a magnet to crazy shit happening. It's why I drink wine🍷

The question is

Dammnit!!!! You block the sun!!! I wanna see the sun naked 😭

Do you have experience working the coal mines?

sure but can you?

Don't get stepped on

You's too little to shadow me...

I’d have a problem casting such a small shadow…

I doubt you could keep up.

It'll be pretty chill, sit in the chair and try not to explode in rage at my colleagues incompetence

How could I know you haven't already been doing that?

Yes, you're lady bait. Like a chunk of animal carcass on a fishing line. You draw them in and I'll put them in the van 👏

Yeah. I hear you're short, and not much shadow will be provided unfortunately